Hey!

I'm a crazy motherfucker.
These sleepless nights are
Fucking me up.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

That's how happy fairy tales go.

Mine? Sure, it's a happy one.

One upon a time, in a world that lived a girl named Sa5m. She couldn't tell her friend how she felt, in fear of sadness and rejection. She's crazy and she's blonde.

How does that sound? I think it sounds good.
You?